Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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