did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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