I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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