I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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