you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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