Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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