did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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