We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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