didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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