Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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