I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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