We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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