I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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