Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My penis needs a shock collar
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So vagazzling was a success
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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