lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize