I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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