No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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