my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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