So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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