Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
do nipples grow back?
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