Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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