I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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