Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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