I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I believe in your delicious
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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