yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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