I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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