Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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