When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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