How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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