At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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