You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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