your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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