I wannas sexs uuuuu
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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go home
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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