is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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