hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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