am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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