found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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