Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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