why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
