love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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