He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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