i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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