I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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