how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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