i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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