I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Randomize