I heard we made out
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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