gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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