Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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