White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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