Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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