how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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