Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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