shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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