What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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