The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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